| Gay Guys: | All the hot guys are straight |
|---|---|
| Straight Guys: | All the hot girls are lesbian |
| Lesbians: | All the hot girls are straight |
| Straight Girls: | All the hot guys are gay |
| Bisexual Guys: | All the guys are taken, all the girls are whores |
| Bisexual Girls: | All the guys are whores, all the girls are taken |
| Pansexuals: | All you mothafuckas look alike. |
| Asexuals: | The internet is really really great |
| Jack Harkness: | So how about Saturday? |
